ALERTS TO THREATS From JOHN CLEESE

some much needed levity in today's life.


ALERTS TO THREATS

IN 2013 EUROPE

From JOHN CLEESE


The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.


The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels...


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.


Regards,
John Cleese,
British writer, actor and tall person


And as a final thought -- Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

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Cathleen would like everyone in Ocean Pointe to know that a new Plein air Oil Painting  titled: *Autumn On The Barnaby* has now become available in the local gallery at 7 Hyde Park Street.

While you are there check out her October Special $$ Painting:
                         *Harvest Moon Light*

My Favorite Things..my answer should just be JAY in big letters

Welcome to the 2013 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's  what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun!

Change all  the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of  people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you.   Some of you may get this several times (that means you have lots of friends). The answers of mine are down below.

This is Jay.. this is the man who floats my boat

And the man behind the avi...is even more awesome!!

                                                                     I LOVE JAY



Display name:  Cinn Hansome
Account name: Aine highfield  (who??????)


01. What is your occupation in SL? Queen of All I Can See (hums..God Save the Queen)

02. How many items in your inventory? 65 k and counting

03. What are you listening to right now? Jay crunching on pretzels

04. What was the last thing you ate? chicken rice soup sans chicken

05. Can you drive a stick shift? nope and its a good thing
   
06. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? midnight blue

07. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Jenny (my rl daughter)
   
08. Do you like the person who sent you this? yes!
       
09. How old are you today? 3 yrs 9 mo in sl.... over 21 a few times in rl
10. Favorite drink? Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke-a-Cola
  
11. What's your favorite sport to watch? Baseball

12. Have you ever dyed your hair? HELL yeah!

13. Pets? In SL or RL? RL- Dog and Jay- SL dog and Jay

14. Favorite food?? pizza- the crack cocaine of food

15. what day? April 3- Day I met Jay

16. Favorite day of year? October 31st/ Samhain (pronounce  "SOW HAN")/Halloween

17. What do you do to vent your anger? cry

18. What was your favorite toy as a child? my toodles baby doll and my red tricycle (whoever stole it better give it back!!)

19. Whats your favorite season? Autumn

20. Hugs or Kisses? both

21. Cherry or blueberry? Cherry
      
22. Do you want your friends to send you this back to you? YES!
     
23. Who is most likely to respond? I never know for sure

24. Who is least likely to respond?  YOU

25. When was the last time you laughed? just a second ago.
    
26. When was the last time you cried? Today

27. What is on the floor of your closet? have no closet

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest you are sending this to? Toni

29. Favorite smells? a man fresh out of the shower

30. Who inspires you?  almost everyone I meet in one way or another

31. What are you afraid of?  a life without love

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheese

33. Favorite car? 69 Plymouth Barracuda- white fast back 2 door red leather interior

34. Favorite cat breed? alive ones

35. Number of keys on your key ring? have no key ring
          
36. How many years in your current job?  being queen??.. almost my entire life

37. How many states have you lived in? 1

38. US States? Massachusetts

39. Do you think you're fun? of course..if you don't believe it..just ask me!!!


please post your favs too!!

I AM FROM BOSTON!! ((The woman behind the avi))

 I don't pronounce my R's

I call a liquor store a packie

A garbage can a rubbish barrel

I call carbonated soft drinks tonic.

A water fountain a bub blah

I call sprinkles jimmies

I call a milkshake a frappe

I root for a team that hasn't won a World Series since 2007 (TILL THIS YEAR!!))

I yell Yankees Suck whenever I can.

I say good things are wicked pissa and bad thing are pissa.

 I think Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player ever .

I think Ted Williams and David Ortiz  are the greatest hitters of all time

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Bobby Orr revolutionized the defensive position forever.

Cam Neely was the best power forward to ever play the game.

Vinatieri never has to hit a field goal again, and Tom Brady's the next Joe Montana.

To me any place west of Rt. 128 is the boonies, and Cape Cod is a little piece of heaven on Earth.

The best thing to do on a summer night is to watch the Sox with lots of Fenway franks and ice cold beer.

I ride the T.

I know better than to swim in the Charles, but I do love that dirty water.....

Damn straight I'm a F-ing Bostonian... and I' m wicked proud of it !!!


About the woman behind the avi
The RL Cinn

 birthday - June 13th

Favorite color : purple - any shade and white

Favorite flower: white lilacs, lily of the valley, daisies

Favorite Fruit: ranier cherries and blueberries

Favorite food-  cheap..PIZZA/not so cheap..Lobster (like chinese food too)

Favorite Candy: chocolate (esp M&M's... and fancy truffles)

Favorite smells -a man clean from the shower and the smell of sex

Favorite Musician: Eric Clapton

Favorite Holiday: Halloween -wicked fun and the beginning of the holiday season (but I am a holiday junkie... love them all)

Favorite animal: Dog

Favorite car- 1969 Barracuda fast back white with red leather interior

Favorite Authors: Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Stephen King, Robin Cook, Tony Hillerman, Sue Grafton, Lewis Carroll, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Childs, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte,  Anne Rice and too many more to list..

Favorite Book: Usually the one I am currently reading.. lol

Favorite Movies: Lost Boys, Tank Girl, Sleepless in Seattle, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Prancer, Elf, Big Trouble in Little China, Highlander, and any Winnie the Pooh Movie..lol..

Hobbies: Reading, Gardening (I grow flowers and herbs and tomatoes if I can), Cooking (I cook well), Baking (I bake well), and of course SL,  and baseball!


Scared Of - the dark, the unknown  and of disappointing someone

Do you think you're funny? funniest when I am not trying to be

Happiest When-I am reading..I actually immerse myself in the book. I have done that since I was a kid. My personal escape.. ( I am pretty damn happy with DR..just saying)

My worst habit- PROCRASTINATION...

My best characteristic- my ability to love unconditionally ,  care completely and forgive absolutely.. I never hold a grudge- waste of time...

I love music...specially blues and rock music... and I have always been a sucker for a mean guitar...music is a way to express my soul....my life is "interesting right now"... "I got this feeling that something ain't right.. I am trying to make sense of it all, but I can see it makes no sense at all..I don't think I can take any more.. And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs....I have clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right" like I said "INTERESTING"... and I collect bunnies& ,seashells . I love Cape Cod- all seasons. I love Disneyworld...I would live there if I could! lol ..

I get off on 57 Chevys; I get off on screaming guitar.
Like the way it hits me every time it hits me.
I've got a rock and roll heart.

I am a sensuous & crazy woman who loves life's luxuries - tastes, smells, sounds, feelings, images... I need to indulge this part of me- delicious, tantalizing food and drink; gently scented candles, perfumes, powders, incense; wonderful music from sexy, sulty jazz to bone-shaking blues; soft, comfortable clothing and richly textured bedding and surrounded by beautiful, peaceful colors. I am a dreamer with my feet firmly planted in the stars.  When I love a man I devote my self to him, his pleasure, his joy and him alone..he becomes my everything!! And I want it that way! When you love a man, he becomes more than a body. His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes, vanishes. He is rich and sweet and right. He is part of the world, the atmosphere, the blue sky and the blue water. He is everything. (DR is my everything)


Once inside a woman's heart
A man must keep his head
Heaven opens up the door
Where angels fear to tread
Some men go crazy
Some men go slow
Some men go just where they want
Some men never go.......

Too many people here in SL think love is a fool's game..some trite, easy words that slip off the tongue & are meaningless off this monitor..but a woman's heart is a fragile, wondrous thing filled with love & passion.  A woman's heart is filled with dreams...she longs for the man who doesn't try to understand her, or change her, who can just love her.   A woman's love is precious & miraculous.. it can transform a man into what he hopes to be. A woman's love & devotion can be yours forever... but not without attention & romance.  Remember, love isn't a game...on or off SL.  No one has the right ot break another's heart.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. Sanskrit proverb

Monday Musings

While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man wishing he could whisper softly in her ear.

While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her and reminding her how wonderful, bright and beautiful she is.

While you IGNORE your woman & TAKE HER FOR GRANTED, there's a man wishing he could make love to her.

While you treat your woman like a MAID, a COOK and a NANNY, there is a man who wants to treat her like a princess.

  While you make your woman CRY there's a man stealing smiles from her...


Copy, Paste and Repost this if you are against Domestic Violence ♥

(Cinn's note...this goes in reverse too ladies..many men are brutalized physically and psychologically and are manipulated by the very women they love)

Happy Sunday All!!

Happy November!! Happy Sunday!!  It's almost MOOSE Monday!!

I hope things are well for all of you..updating you on what is going on in Ocean Pointe in November-

November 1, 8, 15, 21, 29- Block Party at Shenanigan's- Family Friendly- Everyone Welcome!!

Block Parties

3pm - 5pm SLT  Every Friday at Shenaigans

Themes and Contests:

November 8- What Will You Be When You Grow UP?? Dress for success..  The best will win 500L!!

November 15- Superhero/heroines..The best wins 500L!!

November 21- Black & White- wear one or the other or both!! The best wins 500L!!

November 29- Best in Country!! The best wins 500L....Ride the BULL win 500L!!

NOVEMBER 11TH- REMEMBRANCE DAY PARADE/VETERAN'S DAY PARADE IN OP
We will have the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Motorcycle Unit), as well as our own police and fire dept-  Any one who is a Veteran or the widow of a Veteran is welcome to march in the parade.  Please contact JA Hansome.

GREEDY  TUESDAYS!!!

  Play Greedy with your friends and neighbors... games start at 7pm slt

TRIVIA WEDNESDAYS!!!

    Test your knowledge of all that is useless and obscure!!  There is a 25L prize to the first right answer!!  games start at 5pm slt


Coming Soon!!  

Bowling Night and 

Cards Against Humanity (R RATED)- if you haven't play this really fun game...you will love it!!  Not for Children.


More info as I have it

About Hansome Medical Center in Ocean Pointe

       Hello, This is Dr Cinn.  

These first pictures are of our two baby boys, Lj (little Jay) and Chip.  They were a happy surprise to both Jay and I, as we have 2 grown up kids, Angel and Comp.  We have a wonderful family. I have been on Second Life now for over 3yrs and have loved every day of it.  I have sisters, Toni, Free, Jen, Lilianna and Tori and a brother, byrd.  And I am blessed to have byrd's wife, Jackie and their 4 beautiful children, Joi, Jack, Kevin and Kathy in my life, as well as Toni's partner, Jackson.  I have been to college and have a degree in Nursing, one in Science  and one in Counseling Psychology.  I have also studied Respiratory Therapy. In Second Life, I have met Jay...the most wonderful, marvelous and amazing man, who is talented, brilliant ..I could go on and on and quite frequently I do. lol.  Jay is not only the love of my Second Life, but the true love of my First Life.  He is the reason I smile; he is the macaroni to my cheese, the peanut butter to my honey, the milk to my cookie, the blue to my sky, the sweet to my dreams, the best to my friend....the only love of my life!

    Jay and I founded Hansome Medical Center in January 2013, because we saw a need.  We felt that everyone on Second Life, should be able to have real experiences..ones perhaps they don't have in First Life.  And what more wonderous experience than the birth of a child.  We looked at the cookie cutter clinic and hospitals that were around and knew there was a better way.  A Clinic that truly cares for the individual and family.  Where the health care team is a family and applies those family values ... caring for each person like a brother or sister, son or daughter.  That is how we started and Hansome Medical Center has turned full service clinic with Pediatrics, Adult Health, Counseling, OB/GYN, including a specialized High Risk Clinic and a Neonatal Specialist, as well as an in house Pharmacy.
We had our boys after we broke ground on the medical center. That was a surprise!!!      At Hansome Medical, I am priviledged to work with the love of my life ever day!

I always want to be available to any of my patients.. they know they can call on me anytime, any day.  I am there for them.  I do so love my work here!!  And I love our patients!!


Lj and Chip with Hannah and Dakota(Dj)