Monday, November 11, 2013

Sara Pipilini joke from Ayko Ayo (dj at Bogarts & Franks)

3 nuns die and go to heaven, st peter is there and greets each one. He tells them that because they have been exceptionally good and devout they will be granted 6 months life back on earth as Anyone they want with no repercussions before they enter heaven, so the 1st nun says she wants to be Angelina Jolie, peter waves his hand and poof she is gone for the next six months as Angelina Jolie. The 2nd one thinks a bit and then says she wants to be Madonna, so st. peter waves his hand and poof she is Madonna. Finally he turns to the 3rd nun who tells him she wants to be the famous Sara Pipilini. he scratches his head in puzzlement and then says who. She tells him again that she wants to be the famous Sara Pipilini and pulls a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to him. well st. peter reads it and then begins laughing, looking at the nun, he tells her she misunderstood the newspaper, it wasnt about anyone named sara pipilini, it was the Sahara Pipeline that got laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.

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